Any Teacher's WORST Nightmare

Workday - 8:30am-3:00pm

It didn't happen to me, I'll make that clear right from the beginning. The rest of the story I'll give in extreme short form.

• Explosive diarrhea
• In the classroom
• Later, cleaning out underwear and pants in staff bathroom toilet
• Made huge mess

Good lord. I feel so bad for that teacher and his new reputation (which wasn't great in the first place). I also felt terrible for the custodian(s?) who cleaned it all up.

However, I also feel... laughter. Non-stop. All day.